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Dame Deborah James
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  • Friday, the 3rd of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 3

    Steaks, Marmalade, and Death Threats: Society Unravels With Remarkable Efficiency

    A Friday of Steaks, Spreads, and Sombre Reckoning

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings gangs stripping shelves of steak, a national breakfast preserve stripped of its very identity, and legislators learning to treat death threats as merely another Monday morning inconvenience. There is, too, a story of such quiet human courage that even this Author was obliged to pause - and that, Gentle Reader, almost never happens.

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    Featuring: Commander Balmer, Dame Deborah James, Lady Mahmood , Prince of Wales
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