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Dearest Gentle Reader,
This Author finds herself quite overwhelmed by the sheer abundance of scandal that has graced these pages this past week. One scarcely knows where to direct one’s attention first, though This Author shall endeavour to illuminate the most pressing follies that have befallen our fair realm.
The week commenced with matters most terrestrial – potatoes, prisons, and parliamentary theatrics – before escalating to concerns decidedly more celestial. By mid-week, This Author’s readers were treated to revelations of banished peers and unsealed files, followed swiftly by exposés of golden handshakes and physicians with confessions.
The pattern emerging, dear reader, is one of delicious unravelling – from empty coffers and rascals most clever, to fortunes both hidden and manifest, culminating in warships and atomic ambitions most audacious. It appears the realm’s architects have been most careless with their foundations.
This Author trusts you shall not be caught unaware at society’s tables.
Yours in measured astonishment,
This Author